i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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