we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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