I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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