i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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