So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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