you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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