? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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