let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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