Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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