fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize