normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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