Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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