we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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