i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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