I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
