Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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