Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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