in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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