Define "chronic" masturbator.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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