The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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