So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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