Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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