i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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