Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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