hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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