Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
