She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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