Non-Jews are for practice
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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