I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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