question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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