Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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