I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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