David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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