you mean i was at the winter classic?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
