doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
