So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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