There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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