dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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