Sponge bath it is.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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