Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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