sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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