Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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