She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize