On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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