Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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