Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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