Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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