I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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