Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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