This is not my ceiling
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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