Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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