you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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