We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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