I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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