She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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