Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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