I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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